"And these are the days of our lives…"

Hi everyone,

Okay so sometimes I have to really think before I write something…Is this blog worthy? And when I got an email from this guy I DEFINITELY felt it was worthy! Some guys here from certain places (I will not mention any places so as not to offend) are really pushy whether it be because they want to marry a western woman for a visa OR they think western women are easy. Take this guy for instance…his name is Hamada Hamada…no! I am not using a fake name to hide his identity…THAT IS HIS NAME! Why a parent would want to call their child by the same first name as the last is mind boggling! Oh how I wish I could post a picture of HH but alas I have none. So he started sending me emails from my sofa surfing site. He lives here as well and when I first started getting them I simply ignored him. But his emails started to get funnier and funnier. One of his first emails was: where are you ? reply me i looking for your friendship? may i be your guest for one nigt to make friend si like your face

Here is the ideal one I’ve gotten so far: how are u? i hope u r in good health you r beauty woman nice face fantastic body could you host me it will be my first time really i like you very much am sorry to be greedy coz iam looking for one kiss from your lips its like gold

thanks

Marian my friend who lives here but comes from Burlington has stated that on several occasions men have approached her and said, in broken english, while doing the motion: “You teach me, how you say, @!$%”. This from her dry cleaner and pizza man. She must look easy! Lol! Or it must be the Burlington factor. Anyways it is creepy but always funny when you tell the tale.

Back to HH, so I found out from a coworker also on sofa surfing that she has been getting messages from some guy saying he wants her apple lips…Who else could it be but….Hamada Hamada. I thought I would play with him a bit…Hey! He assumed I was simple so he deserves everything he gets! My reply was: Hey Hamada,

I have another friend on this site, Talia, who says that you have been speaking about her apple lips!! What is going on? What about my golden lips? Who do you like better anyway? Explain yourself!!

Sherry

He responded with:

iam sorry if i distirube u but forgive me coz iam not perfect in english sorry again, you asked about golden lips its true just go to your marrior and look at it you will see some thing more than gold , you are very pretty this is my mail ad me funner_83@hotmail.com add me if u can give me ur mobail number

thanks

Now…the only gold I see is the comedic gold this situation has presented. P.S. Feel free to send him any messages you feel is appropriate!

I also received another message from him the next day: sorry forget to explain my self i will give u a look but that is very difficult iam egyptian 27 yrs old , accountant , arabian , single, like women over 30yrs, like sports( football,bascket ball, swimming) love to be happy , looking for new fiendship with foreign people to take around about thier culture and i like kissing alot

Now I have been contemplating what to do next? I need some ideas…I just thought that I would tell him off and block his emails but now I am considering continuing…this is just too funny (I need to amuse myself somehow). The very last email I got was this short one: how r u? i miss u ? reply me

Oh I’ll reply him alright! I just need to think about it for a while. I will continue this saga at a later date. If you have any requests for me to tell HH let me know.

Speaking of kissing…just to put where I am in perspective…a couple at a bar were arrested and face a month or longer in jail for kissing (they state on the cheek)… My golden lips will stay firmly on my side of my face.

Bye for now,

Sherry

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